Heard on 6 train in a subway in New York City:
West Village Guy: Do you know smell that?
Upper West Side Girl: Yeah, like, what is that?
West Village Guy: I don't know but it smells so meaty, so---
Upper West Side Girl: ---juicy, I know. My mouth is watering.
West Village Guy: I'm sweaty. This is crazy, nothing has ever smelt so---
Guy and Girl: Good!
Joe: It's me guys, I'm eating a Boca Veggie Burger with lots of assorted produce in it, and I can't believe how much it tastes like meat.
Guy and Girl: You are the man!
Today Chef Joe decided to bring in one of Boca's finest products, the Veggie Burger. Produced from only the finest vegetables, this burger is served over hot white jasmine rice, picked by only the finest asian workers in the rice fields. Complementing the meal is an apple and an orange.
MEAT
MEAT
MEAT
MEAT
MEAT
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