IE Tools in Meal Design

Today Chef Joe utilizes his extensive background in simulation and modeling to skillfully prepare his meal in an evidence-based manner.  Using a powerful simulation software package to use System Dynamics, he determined, based on constant attributes from his baseline meal, the perfect Salt and Pepper ratio to bring out the expansive flavors of his nacho platter.  As you can see from the following snapshot of the simulation package an equilibrium point had been selected and a salt level of 21,959 Saltomeres and 78,040 Peppomeres are required to bring out the robustness of the Meat, Bread, and Fruit characteristics of his meal.  Additionally texture was used as the limiting stock flow variable and the combination of condiments spectacularly enhanced the overall meal.

 

From a holistic point of view Chef Joe has used the above formulas to enhance his meal; a wonderfully prepared nacho platter made by Christopher Lukos.  Christopher Lukos was a homeless boy looking for a place to live.  After knocking incessantly on Joe's door, Chef Joe finally decided to take him into his home, cultivating him into the renowned actor he is today.  Under strict guidance administered while watching TV in the living room, Chris worked on a meal he would often prepare for Joe as thanks to his kind heart.

 

Chris's preparation process:

First, in a stochastic manner, chips were placed on aluminum foil, the same type of aluminum used in engineering feats like the space shuttle.  Second, a selection of black beans, baked beans, taco sauce, and foot picked avocados were placed in a dodecahedron type layout, with the avocados serving as the lateral vertex for each section of the iso-lateral design.  The last step often causes Chris to tear into the nachos because of Joe's kind heart while sprinkling mozzarella cheese all over the wonderful dish.  The dish was then baked to strengthen its structural integrity while maintaining a wonderful texture fit enough for a king.

 

Finally, based on the simulation results, salt and pepper was floated onto the platter causing a ray of light to come streaming out of the dish, so blinding the goggles are necessary.  This is the true signature of a wonderful meal; the generation of rays of hope.  Hope… love… happiness… love… tears… joy.

 

Once again complementing this already victorious meal is the notoriously famous love hummus and pita bread, with tree ripened peaches as dessert.  Green tea filled with catechins is the drink of choice for kings.