Lunch Serves Many Purposes

The quality of a lunch isn't just decided by the historical significance of the meal, it's decided by the sustenance and nutrition it provides a human being. A trip to London is a difficult task itself, often compared to reaching the summit of Mt. Everest, but more often compared to leading an army of Angels into the dark halls of Mephistopheles labrynth. Our two compatriots, Chef Joe and Andy, faced days of walking through London, after all-night battles armed only with Strongbows. Re-energizing was an important part of there day.

That is why we discuss a lunch better than the lembras Frodo and Samwise ate. Selected for this battle is a simple whole wheat bagel. According to intelligent scientists, whole wheat bagels contain complex carbohydrates that provide prolonged sustenance. To provide protein and important lactophobicarsisus (statement being evaluated by the FDA) that fight fatigue and malnutrition, Irish Cheddar was sliced and placed on the bagel. The two halves were joined in a gratuitous synergy that fused ATP molecules with love. A coke sweetened the meal with simple carbohydrates providing an instant energy boost.

Chef Joe was able to march through the gates of doom and continue night after night, battling the locals in Camden Town.

Cheers!